lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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anti-irl:

guy: hey

me: Art

guy: omg fuck me ur not like other girls

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bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

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injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

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animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

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People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.
― Elvis Presley (via guy)
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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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